w00t. another incident of people getting fucked up cuz of old people driving. old people who drive should be charged with intended manslaughter or something. you gotta go with the odds...

 

so this chick went solo skydiving when her parachute failed. she pulled the reserve chute, but that also did not open all the way. she ended up falling at 50mph and slamming FACE FIRST into a concrete floor. btw, did i mention she was pregnant?

 

ive been hookahing too much just cuz my friends invite me over. ive been telling myself that hookah is ok because it has no addictive ingredients and is actually a cultural thing in many parts of the world. i wonder if thats ok...

 

we gotta go watch chronicles of narnia. and king kong! paragtor hurry up.

 

btw, that woman and her baby are doing fine. she has about 45 steel plates in her face but she is doing fine.